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*** Going Down ***
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*** Going Down *** For women: Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, get on yo...
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I WILL SURVIVE - GLORIA GAYNOR'S FAMOUS SONG
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I WILL SURVIVE - GLORIA GAYNOR'S FAMOUS SONG MALE VERSION First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed I tried to go, walk out the door B...
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Pussy Types
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Pussy Types Pussy Types 1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages...
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Love, Lust & Marriage
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Love, Lust & Marriage Love, Lust & Marriage LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When int...
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Smurf Sex
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It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. "But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?" The answer is an empha...
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